Oh no, not that again!

Classmate just made a comment on FB about having entered the nursing school time warp. I was, of course, compelled to point out that it's just a jump to the left.

*headdesks repeatedly to dislodge earworm*

Clinical orientation

Not the icon you were expecting with that subject line I imagine. It'll become clear shortly.

Serious bit: I think I'm a bit in love with the floor we're on. Back to the land of electronic medical records with the bonus of a computer in every room. This should mean a) less wrangling over the "workstations on wheels" that are always in short supply and b) less feeling like charting is pulling us away from the patients. These are good things.

Surreal bit: Clinical instructor decided to tell us all about her career path, which has involved working for years at a really cool camp for disabled adults that has recently added short sessions for disabled children. She thus had several occasions, during this rather lengthy speech, to repeat the name of the camp over and over again. If you're familiar with Southeastern Connecticut and the guys in my icon, you're probably catching on.

Dear clinical instructor,

Your career history is fascinating. Inspiring even.

However, please, for the sake of my ability to focus on matters at hand, not to mention my sanity, kindly refrain from mentioning Camp Harkness in every other sentence at the beginning of the clinical day ever again.

Thank you,
firefly124