Fic rec: How Harry Learned to Keep His Hands to Himself (Most of the Time) (HP/TW xover, PG)

Title: How Harry Learned to Keep His Hands To Himself (Most of the Time)
Author: remuslives23
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Torchwood
Pairings/Rating: Harry/Draco, Jack/Ianto, PG
Summary: When is a Crup not a Crup? When it's a teleporting, time traveling, energy guzzling alien, that's when.
Why you should check it out: What's fun about crossovers is seeing how one set of characters copes with being thrust into the home territory of another set of characters, and what that brings out in both sets. This fic does that well, making for a very amusing Monday morning read.